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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 14:47
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
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Still no good.
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
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Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Another attempt resulted in ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
What can I do to deal with disrespectful children?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
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China's electric cars are cheaper, but is there a deeper cost? - BBC
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
What is the reason for the high rate of unmarried individuals in America, particularly among males?
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
share office space ...
No go.
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
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Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics